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401-k,eg retirement plan a must,,LOL
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deerslayer4331
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:21 am    Post subject: 401-k,eg retirement plan a must,,LOL Reply with quote

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:14 am    Post subject: Re: 401-k,eg retirement plan a must,,LOL Reply with quote

Now that is a retirement plan that I could manage!!! Laugh

"Once I drink all these beers, then I can retire"! ........ that would be swell, huh!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:20 am    Post subject: Re: 401-k,eg retirement plan a must,,LOL Reply with quote

Load up a trailer and drive all those cans to MI and your portfolio doubles when you cross the state line.

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