401-k,eg retirement plan a must,,LOL

deerslayer4331 · Badger Joined: Aug 10, 2003 Posts: 125 Location: Ohio

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Dizzy

Now that is a retirement plan that I could manage!!! Laugh

"Once I drink all these beers, then I can retire"! ........ that would be swell, huh!

Crossroads

Load up a trailer and drive all those cans to MI and your portfolio doubles when you cross the state line.